Fruit LoopZ Beard Balm
Back in the days before anyone was gluten-free or lactose intolerant, we grew up eating bowl after bowl of breakfast cereal. If your mom was like my mom—exhausted, and grateful for the brief silence that cereal created—then you probably ate a lot of frosted kid kibble too. If you miss the days before nutritionists ruined childhood, then this one is for you. Packed with a rainbow of tropical fruits, this special blend leaves your beard smelling like Fruit Loops taste; magical. Perfect for watching cartoons, building blanket forts, or any other grown up activities you have planned for the day.