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5 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

Fruit LoopZ Beard Oil

$29.99 USD
Earn 299.9 Beard Bux

Back in the days before anyone was gluten-free or lactose intolerant, we grew up eating bowl after bowl of breakfast cereal. If your mom was like my mom—exhausted, and grateful for the brief silence that cereal created—then you probably ate a lot of frosted kid kibble too. If you miss the days before nutritionists ruined childhood, then this one is for you. Packed with a rainbow of tropical fruits, this special blend leaves your beard smelling like Fruit Loops taste; magical. Perfect for watching cartoons, building blanket forts, or any other grown up activities you have planned for the day.


Universal Beard Oil:
Our oils come in a 1-ounce blue glass bottle with a pump top. The base is a blend of organic sweet almond, hemp seed, grape seed, jojoba, vitamin E, argan, and avocado oils. We add essential oils to that delicious cocktail to create our blends. Choose the one that is right for you, or contact us to create a bespoke blend just for you.

The purpose of beard oil is to condition and moisturize your beard and skin. Even if you are just getting started on the beard path, using oil can make your beard look and feel better, and help alleviate those early itchy stages. The best time to use it is when your beard is clean, like just after a shower. Gently use a towel to get your beard mostly dry. Pump some oil into your palm—start with a drop about the size of a dime—then rub your hands together to distribute it on both palms.

Once your hands are coated, rub it into your beard. If you are just starting to grow out your beard, a downward stroking motion will get the job done. If it needs a bit more taming, show it who’s boss with a wooden comb or boar’s bristle brush, and you are ready to face the day.

If your beard is longer (growing for 2 months or more), get oil on your fingers and work them through the beard, down to the skin—and don’t forget the moustache. Combing upward with your fingers is a good way to get the oil distributed down to the skin. You may need to add a bit more oil to your hands; let the texture of your beard tell you what it needs. After all this, your beard will definitely need a bit of styling. Break out a fine-toothed comb for the moustache and a boar’s bristle brush or wooden comb for the beard. You’ll find that the oil will make it a lot easier to get it back to ship shape.

2 reviews for Fruit LoopZ Beard Oil

  1. 5 out of 5
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    Just received this stuff today, and I must say I already love it! It has a thin texture to it which doesn’t leave a greasy feel to your beard, and the scent is amazing! It made my beard nice and soft, with a healthy look to it. Couldn’t be happier with this purchase. Would recommend to anyone!

  2. 5 out of 5
    5 out of 5

    I was always a fan of the cereal as a kid, and this oil made me want a bowl. The texture is perfect; not greasy, not sticky, just right. My wife loves it too. Definitely an item to reorder.

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